senatortedcruz:

There’s a very specific personality disorder I call assigned Teacher’s Pet at birth and I have it. If I’m not the number one boy I will seethe with jealousy over whoever is.

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

peerieweirdo:

the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

uncahier:

sandmandaddy69:

andtosaturn:

tiktok and ticketek are made of mostly the same letters. this is because they both are the work of the devil

adonischildsupportcase:

worrysomegus:

I’m being oppressed

lanalovestay:

i love this wave of female artists calling out the men who specifically weaponized age gaps against them and the realization that they’re unable to form connections with women in their own age groups for a reason… people barely blinked at clear predation for too long

i’ll say it. it’s time to go >>>>>>>>> rwylm.

ashlovessanrio:

In celebration of Vampire releasing tonight, which SOUR song is your favorite?

brutal

traitor

drivers license

1 step forward, 3 steps back

deja vu

good 4 u

enough for you

happier

jealousy, jealousy

favorite crime or hope ur ok (comment which one)

diamondseaside:

you ever just realize you’re the one not letting yourself bejeweled…

cogbreath:

porygonbutch:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Banger after banger after banger

finally, the british begin to understand the american lust for Large Sugary Drinks

ponyoisms:

if you’re asleep all the time you don’t have to think. But watch out!

pointnclick:

sometimes i scroll on here without even reading any posts. i just want to feel the smooth movement of the dashboard beneath me like a lithe speedboat cutting through surf